Tag Archives: snow
Old Man Winter Not Ready for Spring
STATE COLLEGE, PA—AccuWeather meteorologists confirmed Friday that frostbitten citizens living along the I-95 corridor can finally hang up their snow boots and lace up their Pumas, or whatever brand of athletic shoes the cool kids are wearing these days. Continue reading
Filed under High Comedy, Local News
In Preparation of Snowstorm, Citizens Go Out For Eggs, Cannibalism
As a major winter storm was heading towards the east coast, citizens ventured to their nearest grocery stores in hopes of stocking up on foodstuffs, which typically turned into violent bloodshed and cannibalism. The National Weather Service issued a “Winter … Continue reading
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