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by vondrook | May 28, 2010
Oil Spill Reaches Chocolate River
Cocoa Beach, FL—The oil spill that has leaked millions of gallons of crude into the Gulf of Mexico has reached the shore of Willy Wonka’s chocolate river, causing the world’s largest candy maker to take desperate measures in order to preserve its naturally flavored resource. Continue reading →
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Tagged as Arthur Slugworth, Augustus Gloop, Barack Obama, BP, chocolate, chocolate river, Everlasting Gobstopper, Gulf of Mexico, Ken Salazar, oil spill, Willy Wonka
