Category Archives: Survey
The Burning Question
Could you be friends with an alien?
Renowned Astroturfphysicist Stephen Hawking doesn’t think it’s a good idea. In fact, Hawking believes that you should steer clear of any extraterrestrials, even if they were to offer you eternal life—or even a piece of candy—just to come aboard their ship.
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Filed under Global Stuff, Survey
The Burning Question
How freakin’ awesome is the new KFC Double Down sandwich?
“Orgasmic!” This, according to test marketing results in Omaha, Nebraska. These lucky folks had the pleasure of sampling the Double Down along with a buttery beverage called the Margarinita. We can’t vouch for the latter, however, there’s something magical about a sandwich that replaces the traditional bun with two hunks of fried chicken and is stuffed with bacon, melted cheese, and the Colonel’s secret sauce. Continue reading
Filed under High Comedy, National News, Survey
