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	<title>Comments on: In Preparation of Snowstorm, Citizens Go Out For Eggs, Cannibalism</title>
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		<title>By: vondrook</title>
		<link>http://vondrook.com/2009/12/21/in-preparation-of-snowstorm-citizens-go-out-for-eggs-cannibalism/#comment-120</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for the encouragement. Always glad to have a fan. Tell your friends to come check us out. We try to post every day and we&#039;re always looking for new contributors  to put their funny where our blog is. That sounded better in my head. Thanks again.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the encouragement. Always glad to have a fan. Tell your friends to come check us out. We try to post every day and we&#8217;re always looking for new contributors  to put their funny where our blog is. That sounded better in my head. Thanks again.</p>
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		<title>By: Oh, God, It&#8217;s Snowing Again!</title>
		<link>http://vondrook.com/2009/12/21/in-preparation-of-snowstorm-citizens-go-out-for-eggs-cannibalism/#comment-118</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oh, God, It&#8217;s Snowing Again!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] http://vondrook.com OK, I love a good zombie movie. So when I came across this very creative snow post, &#8220;In Preparation of Snowstorm, Citizens Go Out for Eggs, Cannibalism,&#8221; I naturally had to stop to enjoy it.  After all, how can you pass up an article that starts out &#8220;As a major winter storm was heading towards the east coast, citizens ventured to their nearest grocery stores in hopes of stocking up on foodstuffs, which typically turned into violent bloodshed and cannibalism &#8230; The lines were long, sure, but at least everyone was patient; that is, until, the Weather Service declared a ‘Winter Storm Watch.’ After that, it was every man, woman, and child for themselves.” Very funny stuff! And so descriptive of the lines I see at the local grocery store every time the forecasters get too excited. [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] <a href="http://vondrook.com" rel="nofollow">http://vondrook.com</a> OK, I love a good zombie movie. So when I came across this very creative snow post, &#8220;In Preparation of Snowstorm, Citizens Go Out for Eggs, Cannibalism,&#8221; I naturally had to stop to enjoy it.  After all, how can you pass up an article that starts out &#8220;As a major winter storm was heading towards the east coast, citizens ventured to their nearest grocery stores in hopes of stocking up on foodstuffs, which typically turned into violent bloodshed and cannibalism &#8230; The lines were long, sure, but at least everyone was patient; that is, until, the Weather Service declared a ‘Winter Storm Watch.’ After that, it was every man, woman, and child for themselves.” Very funny stuff! And so descriptive of the lines I see at the local grocery store every time the forecasters get too excited. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: vondrook</title>
		<link>http://vondrook.com/2009/12/21/in-preparation-of-snowstorm-citizens-go-out-for-eggs-cannibalism/#comment-44</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 21:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hurricane Gloria brought out the worst in us, as well as the entire year of 1987. The combination of both was just--it was just devastating. The important thing is that we learned so much about ourselves during times of panic, and what did we learn after the Hurricane Gloria fiasco? The calf muscle, although rather tough, gives the most flavor.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hurricane Gloria brought out the worst in us, as well as the entire year of 1987. The combination of both was just&#8211;it was just devastating. The important thing is that we learned so much about ourselves during times of panic, and what did we learn after the Hurricane Gloria fiasco? The calf muscle, although rather tough, gives the most flavor.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
		<link>http://vondrook.com/2009/12/21/in-preparation-of-snowstorm-citizens-go-out-for-eggs-cannibalism/#comment-43</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jay]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I lost my cousin Shirley to a mob back during Hurricane Gloria back in &#039;87.  All that was left were her polyester blend skirt and her Swatch.  When will people stop eating each other?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I lost my cousin Shirley to a mob back during Hurricane Gloria back in &#8217;87.  All that was left were her polyester blend skirt and her Swatch.  When will people stop eating each other?</p>
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		<title>By: Brett</title>
		<link>http://vondrook.com/2009/12/21/in-preparation-of-snowstorm-citizens-go-out-for-eggs-cannibalism/#comment-39</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brett]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do people always loose there freaking mind when there&#039;s a winter service announcement. LOL I buy everything from long grain rice to mop n glow.  And for some reason I was tempted to eat one of the cashiers fingers.  Since I am in no way a cannibal, I just ate 2 of my own.  LOL]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do people always loose there freaking mind when there&#8217;s a winter service announcement. LOL I buy everything from long grain rice to mop n glow.  And for some reason I was tempted to eat one of the cashiers fingers.  Since I am in no way a cannibal, I just ate 2 of my own.  LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Brett</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brett]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Brent,

I loved this article.  Why so people always loose their mind when there&#039;s a Winter Weather Service Announcement??  LOL  I have some self pondering to do I guess because I buy everything from Cheetos to Mop N Glow.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Brent,</p>
<p>I loved this article.  Why so people always loose their mind when there&#8217;s a Winter Weather Service Announcement??  LOL  I have some self pondering to do I guess because I buy everything from Cheetos to Mop N Glow.</p>
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