Young Timmy placed the train set at the foot of the stairs before being put to bed and waited patiently for his father to get ripped.
Uncle Richard has not responded to any of my messages. Such is the case when you threaten the life of somebody when the points are worth triple.
If you’ve seen one traffic report, you’ve seen them all: there is traffic everywhere and one day we will all be dead.
This issue of the newsletter will focus on the slanderous rumors that are being said about Nickelback; the greatest rock band since Ratt
Since when do I, Steve Guttenberg, need to know who else is assigned to a film before I, Steve Guttenberg, consider it?
I heard silence when that car came flying over us. Bill said he heard a waning saxophone, but I think he was just in shock.
I’m not saying that people living with purpose is a bad thing, but…damn, I mean, doesn’t anyone want to commit suicide anymore?
I already have these cute nicknames picked out for when we go antiquing on weekends–wow! Look at her work on that pole!