If you’ve seen one traffic report, you’ve seen them all: there is traffic everywhere and one day we will all be dead.
This issue of the newsletter will focus on the slanderous rumors that are being said about Nickelback; the greatest rock band since Ratt
Since when do I, Steve Guttenberg, need to know who else is assigned to a film before I, Steve Guttenberg, consider it?
I heard silence when that car came flying over us. Bill said he heard a waning saxophone, but I think he was just in shock.
I’m not saying that people living with purpose is a bad thing, but…damn, I mean, doesn’t anyone want to commit suicide anymore?
I already have these cute nicknames picked out for when we go antiquing on weekends–wow! Look at her work on that pole!
If your date says she likes a “take charge” type of guy, try to get the waiter or somebody to hear that, because that’s consent, bro.
I’ll call the candle store “Wax Rhapsodic,” and my first order of business will be to find out what the word “rhapsodic” means. This, I feel, is key.