I’m sure if you thought my kitchen was infested with kittens, you wouldn’t be running out the door.
…stated Brennan, who hasn’t felt the sensual touch of a woman since April of 1997.
This office isn’t one for ventilation, is it?
Now, every time he steps out of his office, he takes this really contrived, life-affirming deep breath.
Am I fur-getting any puns?
And if it is intimacy you are going for, look no further! I am literally oozing with intimacy.
If you are receiving this letter, then you know what that means: the monthly neighborhood orgy is right around the corner and we would like to see you there!
“It’s suction power is better than that of the Dyson cleaning system, and at less cost,” Mark exclaims as he pushes his way through your front door and into your life.