Clearly, the author was having a terrible stroke…of genius!
“I think it wicks away moisture, so that’s nice. Have a good day, honey!”
Introducing 3 life-lessons based on an alien controlling college girls from underneath a sewage drain!
I’m sure if you thought my kitchen was infested with kittens, you wouldn’t be running out the door.
…stated Brennan, who hasn’t felt the sensual touch of a woman since April of 1997.
This office isn’t one for ventilation, is it?
Now, every time he steps out of his office, he takes this really contrived, life-affirming deep breath.
Am I fur-getting any puns?